King-Of Sucky Music Artists: Part One

Hello internet audience! As you may (or may not, pending whether or not you took my advice) have heard recently on our podcast a rather lively game of King-Of, during which we ended up naming 75 music artists that at least 2/3 of us agree you should probably steer clear of. The topic was “music artists that suck,” and being that it’s all pretty vague, you can assume for the following, that if the artists is on the list, we don’t stand by them. In any fashion.

Remember, at least 2/3 of us agreed on all of the following artists, it’s just sorted by who brought them up. Anyway, don’t buy these artists music for the holidays, or ever:

Chris:
98 degrees
Maroon 5
Nickelback
Third Eye Blind
Jewel
Evanescence
Justin Bieber
Celine Deon
Keith Urban
Rascal Flatts
Kenny Rogers
Kris Kross
U2
Chumbawumba
Godsmack
Ke$ha
Buck Cherry
Journey
Alanis Morissette
Mariah Carey
Linkin Park
Dave Matthews Band
Sting
Seal
Skrillex

Robert:
Backstreet Boys
Mudvayne
Staind
Smashmouth
Dave Koz
Rebecca Black
Stone Sour
Brittney Spears
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Christina Aguilera
Plain White Tees
Scorpion
Twisted Sister
Sugar Ray
Damn Yankees
Limp Bizkit
Barry Manilow
Animal Collective
Nick Cannon
Nicki Minaj
Drake
John Phillips Souza
Savage Garden
Phil Collins

John:
The Fray
Creed
3 Doors Down
Michael Bolton
Switchfoot
Lady Gaga
Amy Grant
Mandy Moore
Toby Keith
Luke Brian
Jessica Simpson
Striper
White Snake
Seven Mary Three
Fastball
Eagle Eye Cherry
KoRn
Neil Diamond
Ace of Base
Lil Bow Wow
Sum 41
Avril Lavigne
Duncan Sheik
Imagine Dragons

 

We will eventually continue this list in an upcoming Part Two. Until then, your music tastes are dangerously on their own.

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